Mr. Burns

I tell you, buy a Microsoft penis enlargment kit, and you’ll increase in size by this amount in one day. [abcnews.com]

One World, One Party, One Operating System [chello.at]

When I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you [forbes.com]

A lot of bad things can happen to a company using non-windows Operating Systems, you know. We wouldn’t want that to happen now would we? [eweekthailand.com]

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, we’ve got a customer who doesn’t want to renew their software licenses. What are we going to do?