Ovo su odgovori kad postavis pitanje u unix-u
% cat “food in cans”
cat: can’t open food in cans
% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.
% rm God
rm: God nonexistent
% ar t God
ar: God does not exist
% ar r God
ar: creating God
% "How would you rate Boss incompetence?
Unmatched
% Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing
% ^How did the sex change operation go?^ Modifier failed.
% make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.
#make babies
Don’t know how to make babies
make sense
can’t make sense
% sleep with me
bad character
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% !:say, what is masturbation?
Bad substitute.
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
i naravno najbolji od svih…
virus
virus: not found.